1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 2 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,179 What do we do when we use the bathroom, Bob? 3 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,725 We lift the lid. 4 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,060 I did. 5 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,104 You're disgusting. 6 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,995 Chew with your mouth closed. 7 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,292 Really, Pauline, I raised you better than that. 8 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,554 Yes, you may be excused. 9 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,561 Thank goodness I have you. 10 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,272 Hm. 11 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,488 Much has changed since I was an adolescent. 12 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:40,117 The function of reproductive organs, however, has not. 13 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,786 Now before we get side-tracked looking at pictures of penises, 14 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,913 I want to have a frank discussion 15 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,708 on the issue of sexual transmitted diseases. 16 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,170 One in two sexually active teenagers 17 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,213 will contract an STD by the age of 25. 18 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,132 What do you think about that? Yeah, Pauline? 19 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,011 Can you contract an STD from having sex with a dead person? 20 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,688 Any real questions in this audience? 21 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,064 Yeah? 22 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,108 If a mosquito bites you that has AIDS... 23 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,819 No, I mean, it would be one thing 24 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,197 if he was like muscular and a ginger. 25 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,449 But he's scrawny and a ging and it just doesn't work. 26 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,201 Oh, my God, you're so mean. I think he's cute. 27 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:29,166 Okay, so last night Adam could not get hard 28 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:33,003 - and it was like totally awkward. - It's never stopped me. 29 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,714 Okay, tell me the truth. Is it this? 30 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,592 Like-- 31 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,177 Please don't do that. 32 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,138 - Is it? Just tell me the truth. - No. 33 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,350 Kind of. 34 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,269 - Maybe he's gay. - No. 35 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,521 Hey. What did I miss? 36 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:52,689 Hey, nothing. 37 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,025 Your girlfriend's friend thinks you're gay. 38 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,861 Excuse me? 39 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,864 You're not pretty enough. 40 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,746 Buckle up. 41 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,708 I'm your mother, it's my job and it's the law. 42 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,421 Buckle your seatbelt! 43 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,548 We're not going any further until you do. 44 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:22,219 Thank you. 45 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,681 If you want to be treated as an adult, you need to start acting like one. 46 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,559 I don't understand why you insist on playing these childish games? 47 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,399 Tell me about your day. 48 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,734 I'd rather not. 49 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,779 Tell me two things about your day or I'm gonna hit the truth horn. 50 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,656 Fuck the truth horn. 51 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,578 All right, enough! 52 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,917 I learned about the Civil War 53 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,462 and sexually transmitted diseases. 54 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,339 Lovely. 55 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,674 I guess we better get going. 56 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,343 We don't want to be late for your appointment. 57 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,928 You could you at least have the decency 58 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,139 to take me to an actual psychiatrist. 59 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,099 Your father and I are not made out of money. 60 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,435 Reverend William is a very bright man. 61 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:14,688 You're Iucky to have him. He's doing you a real favor. 62 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,568 What's the matter, Pauline? 63 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,157 What's the church's stance on organ donations? 64 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,658 Well, it's a touchy subject. 65 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,453 Here we believe the body is a temple. 66 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,415 And what if I told you I found the resting place 67 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,792 of Jesus Christ in my backyard 68 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,129 and that with just a few advances in science and technology 69 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,715 I could resurrect him myself? 70 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,718 I'd say that you are a very troubled Iittle girl. 71 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,805 I only want you to endure the same gut-wrenching agony 72 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,932 during these sessions that I go through 73 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,144 every single Sunday listening to your sermons. 74 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,321 Thank you! 75 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,791 I know I don't believe in you. 76 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:19,336 So you're totally justified if you choose to ignore me. 77 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,423 I just-- I've been meaning to get something off my chest. 78 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,802 I haven't read your book in its entirety. 79 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:30,347 Just can't bring myself to invest that much time into a work of Iiterature 80 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,432 that's received so many mixed reviews. 81 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,226 I'm an avid reader. 82 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,771 There's just so much stuff out there. 83 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,815 Okay, here goes. 84 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,567 I'm planning on having premarital sex. 85 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,487 I know you're not gonna be 100 % onboard with it. 86 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,782 Which is why I was wondering if we could discuss 87 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,617 your rules surrounding forgiveness. 88 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,869 I'm under the impression if I ask you to forgive me, 89 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,205 you kind of have to. 90 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,792 Which is pretty awesome, I just got to say. 91 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,878 If I'm off-base, let me know. 92 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:05,674 Otherwise, I'm gonna move forward as planned. 93 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,467 Amen. 94 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,996 Something the matter, Pauline? 95 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:38,498 I'm done. 96 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,834 Are you quite sure? 97 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,253 Quite. 98 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,006 Some of these equations here, 99 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,592 they don't seem to be completed. 100 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,555 That's probably because my ability to solve these equations 101 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,725 has absolutely no bearing on my future as a surgeon. 102 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,312 Ah, a surgeon, of course. 103 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,107 You know, mathematics and surgery, they go hand in hand. 104 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,277 I mean, if a patient's life is at stake, 105 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:10,322 there's no room for error. 106 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,745 Get it done. 107 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:20,624 It's such a lovely lapel pin. 108 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:24,127 You must tell me where you came across it. 109 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:32,385 Sweetheart, don't be confusing. 110 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,471 You know I can't understand a thing 111 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,182 when you start waving your hands around like that. 112 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,808 Mom? 113 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,645 Pauline? What a wonderful surprise. 114 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,395 What the fuck are you doing here? 115 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:46,733 Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap. 116 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,322 Why do you have this? 117 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,950 We were just talking about Cotillion. 118 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,327 You're trying to ruin my life. 119 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,679 Teenagers. 120 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:31,486 Mother, I'd like to talk to you about why you were at school today. 121 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:35,448 What about it? 122 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,618 You do realize I'm too old for Cotillion class? 123 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,871 Mrs. Guthrie has decided to open her doors 124 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,999 to a wider age range this year. 125 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,959 She's a dear friend in dire need of assistance. 126 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,712 So I've decided to take on a position as chaperone. 127 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,256 You can't be serious. 128 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,425 No daughter of mine is going off to college 129 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,053 without knowing the ins and outs of what it's like to be a proper lady. 130 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,055 I can't wait for Cotillion. 131 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,767 And what do you have to say about all this? 132 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,899 I think what your mother is trying to do is-- 133 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,485 Your mother? Excuse me. 134 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,404 This was our decision. 135 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,740 I knew Dad had nothing to do with it. 136 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,451 You don't even have enough backbone to stand up for your own wife? 137 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,827 You're repulsive. 138 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,288 Make sure Grace takes her pills. 139 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,917 Un-fucking believable. Sorry. 140 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,105 That's complete bullshit. It's not gonna happen. 141 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,481 Happened to my sister. 142 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,985 I don't think we've been formally introduced. 143 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,196 I'm Pauline. 144 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,075 I'm Adam. 145 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,834 Forgive me for being too forward, but... 146 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,213 I want to Iose my virginity to you. 147 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:01,928 I'm clean and I spent my allowances on birth control, so... 148 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,264 That's nice. 149 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,352 Adam. 150 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,356 It's my number. 151 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,820 Call me. 152 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,781 - You're on the top of my list. - Thank you. 153 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,409 I won't wait forever. 154 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,299 I'm ready to lose my virginity. 155 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,051 It's a common misconception 156 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,263 that having intercourse during menstruation is unhealthy. 157 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,227 When I lose my virginity, 158 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,731 I want to be on my period. 159 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:59,068 Girls, we're having early dinner. 160 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,072 I'm not hungry. 161 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,909 Come, Pauline. Look at you. 162 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,462 I thought you were on a diet. 163 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,423 I'm not gonna keep cooking you special meals 164 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,550 if you're gonna gorge yourself on ice cream. 165 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,803 Honey, it's the weekend! 166 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:46,533 You're my heart, you know that, don't you? 167 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,618 I saw Charlotte wearing a dress just like this one. 168 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,370 Who is Charlotte? 169 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,664 She's the most popular girl I know. 170 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,792 She only dates older boys. 171 00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,797 Stay away from Charlotte. She sounds trashy. 172 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,216 No, she's not. 173 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,468 She only dresses like she is. 174 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,221 Sweetheart, you've got a bit of something on your nose. 175 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,391 I know, it's a piercing. I did it last night. 176 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,144 You ruined your face? 177 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,646 Did you sterilize the needle? 178 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,314 What if it gets infected? 179 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,483 I used antiseptic. 180 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,069 You know, I pierced a few things when I was younger, too. 181 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,076 You look like trash. 182 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,619 Get over it. 183 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,247 You are not going out of this house with that thing in your nose. 184 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,418 Look what you've done to your mother. 185 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,420 Now you take that thing out right now. 186 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,101 Bob, be honest. Am I being too hard on Pauline? 187 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,020 You both have your moments. 188 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,022 I'm not becoming my mother, am I? 189 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,942 Honey, if you were becoming your mother 190 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,612 I wouldn't be filing bills right now, I'd be filing for a divorce. 191 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,120 Not now. 192 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,383 It's just like Mom to make me take out my nose piercing. 193 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,552 You saw it this morning, right? 194 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,721 The procedure was a success. 195 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,557 I'm telling you, Grace, these hands are gifted. 196 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,809 Martin broke up with me. 197 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,811 Who's Martin? 198 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,521 My Internet boyfriend. 199 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,692 You'll move on. 200 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,986 Men are pigs. 201 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,625 That looks like fun! 202 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,338 I haven't jumped rope since lower school. 203 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,216 I'm flat-footed, it's bad for my knees. 204 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,635 Okay? 205 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,099 I could just get insoles. 206 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,226 Maybe we could jump rope some time. 207 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,771 I don't think so. 208 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,444 Hey! Don't be mean to my sister! 209 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,740 Come on, Pauline. 210 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,178 - Who is this? - Uh, it's Adam, from school. 211 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,971 It's late, Adam, what is it? 212 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,389 I want to take you up on your offer. 213 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,517 I have a car and a fake ID. 214 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,268 You know, we could get like a hotel room or something. 215 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,020 Pick me up Monday at noon. 216 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,563 Teacher work day? 217 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:31,234 That's right, Adam, teacher work day. 218 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,277 I'll tell my mother we're in a study group. 219 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,904 Okay, good. 220 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,906 So, uh-- 221 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,935 Dear God, one thing I've been thinking about. 222 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,938 The whole thing about relatives watching over you after they die 223 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,274 really rubs me the wrong way. 224 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,526 I do a lot of crazy shit while I'm alone 225 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,862 and I'd appreciate some privacy. 226 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,158 I don't want to sound presumptuous. 227 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,201 But if I do get into heaven 228 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,579 and my relatives have been watching over me, 229 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:29,167 a lot of relationships will have been compromised. 230 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,711 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 231 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,172 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 232 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,146 They have canoeing. 233 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,068 What's all this? 234 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,528 We're sending your sister to CF camp. 235 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,739 - What did she do? - Cute. 236 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,200 Last summer, Gracie had the time of her Iife at CF camp, 237 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,451 didn't you, honey? 238 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,119 Everyone has the disorder, so I fit right in. 239 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:51,290 Mom, a boy named Adam is gonna pick me up around noon. 240 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,875 He's put together a study group, 241 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,379 because we have a really big test next week. 242 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,714 I'll only be gone a few hours. 243 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,220 This boy in your study group must be something. 244 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,888 How'd you meet? 245 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,391 Just get this over with. 246 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,454 So, um-- 247 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,539 It's okay. 248 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,875 This will be our little secret. 249 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,838 I, uh... 250 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,341 stole some condoms from my brother's room. 251 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,427 They're the big kind. 252 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,849 Take off your pants. 253 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,836 It appears you're too small for the big kind. 254 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,177 But that's not a bad thing. 255 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,389 It's just-- 256 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:14,850 it'll hurt less, so it's good. 257 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,479 Um... 258 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,899 we'll forget the condoms. 259 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,026 Like I said, I'm on birth control 260 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,696 and that is over 99 % effective, so... 261 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,369 Okay, yeah. 262 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:44,380 Take off your clothes, Adam. 263 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,075 God, you're so fucking wet. 264 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,509 I want you to go down on me. 265 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,469 Okay. 266 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,955 What the fuck? 267 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,927 Thank you, Adam. 268 00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,724 I had a really nice time. 269 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,693 Can you get the fuck off my car? 270 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,211 How did it go? 271 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,469 It was everything I'd hoped it would be. 272 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,683 Good. I'm so glad. 273 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,396 First things first. I don't want to be pregnant. 274 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,064 I know I was on my period 275 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,483 and that pretty much takes care of that, 276 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,944 but I'm still a little paranoid. 277 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,656 In any case, if I am pregnant, I'm just gonna have an abortion. 278 00:26:57,824 --> 00:27:00,075 Apparently, you don't approve of abortion, 279 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,620 so save us both the trouble. 280 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,135 It's okay. 281 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,642 She's with the angels. 282 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,270 I know. 283 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:22,032 You know what the worst thing is about having cystic fibrosis? 284 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,493 What's that, sweetheart? 285 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,245 When your friends die. 286 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,421 Last night we found out Grace's best friend 287 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:37,756 from CF camp passed away. 288 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:43,137 Please make a special effort to be nice to her while she mourns the Ioss. 289 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,139 Where is she? 290 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,266 She had a doctor's appointment. 291 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,105 She's gonna need a lung transplant, isn't she? 292 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,524 You've been doing your homework. 293 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,943 It's a very serious procedure. 294 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:01,697 There's a high risk of infection. 295 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:05,534 With all the mishaps that happen in hospitals these days, 296 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,912 perhaps you should consider an alternative. 297 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:15,002 That day is a Iong ways down the road, Pauline. 298 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,092 All right, next question. Let's see. 299 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,220 Somebody asked, 300 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:29,224 "Is it true that being fat results in poor sperm quality? 301 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:32,352 And if so, do you have to use protection while having sex?" 302 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,690 Yes, fact: being overweight does affect your sperm quality. 303 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,901 What the hell are you doing? 304 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,528 You're gonna set off the fucking fire alarm. 305 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,240 I lost my virginity yesterday. 306 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,576 Checking myself for STDs. 307 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,746 You are such a freak. Who would sleep with you? 308 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,916 "Mr. Claybaugh, does it mean that you're gay 309 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,626 since you try to suck your own dick all the time?" 310 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,753 Who asked this question? 311 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,088 Anybody know who wrote this? 312 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:01,757 If somebody could tell me who wrote this question... 313 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,967 You're an idiot. Do you really think that you're gonna be able to tell 314 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,428 if you have an STD by looking at your blood? 315 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:09,097 It's just one of those things. 316 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,436 Brachiosaurus thing. Weird. I don't know. 317 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,149 - Sorry. - Hello, Adam. 318 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,027 Hey, what are you doing here? 319 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,157 I'd watch out for Pauline, if I were you. 320 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,160 She gave herself an STD test in science class today. 321 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:33,789 Everything was fine, but you can never be too careful. 322 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,707 Oh, Natalie, I meant to ask you, 323 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,918 do you have any STDs? 324 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,753 Absolutely not. 325 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:44,132 Good, then neither do I. 326 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:51,014 - What is she talking about? - I have no idea. 327 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,183 How was school today? 328 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,310 Dreadful. 329 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,938 Things not going well with your friend? 330 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,273 What friend? 331 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,942 The boy from the study group. 332 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,278 Adam? 333 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,531 He was tolerable, but I've lost interest. 334 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,159 Well, that's a shame. 335 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:14,329 He seemed like such a nice young man. 336 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,666 First off, this will be our last session. 337 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,670 You are completely unqualified to be doing this. It's unethical. 338 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,548 I have it on the highest authority that you're wrong. 339 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:28,093 I refuse to allow you to indulge in my psycho-sexual fantasies. 340 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,178 I would imagine a man as repressed as yourself 341 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:32,723 would have his own issues to work out. 342 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,058 I'm here to listen, not judge. 343 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,061 Psychiatry is a science. 344 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,939 At least in some circles anyway. 345 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,525 If there's one thing I know, 346 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:47,195 it's that science and religion don't mix. 347 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,702 So, that's it then? 348 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,163 That's it. 349 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,846 Dear God, in regards to my sister, 350 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,682 while I might not show it all the time, 351 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,268 I love her. 352 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:22,064 Please allow me to do everything in my power to cure her. 353 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,735 And lastly, my mother. 354 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,071 Kill her. 355 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,657 Kill her before she can make me attend 356 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:35,452 those horrible Cotillion classes. 357 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,412 You'll probably want to make it painless. 358 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,164 I get it, that's your thing. 359 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,249 But hear me out. 360 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:45,045 A little pain never hurt anyone. 361 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,756 Besides, you can always just blame it on the devil. 362 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,176 And what have we here? 363 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,346 My jump rope club's raising money to benefit inner-city youth. 364 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:57,975 How wonderful. Step inside. 365 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:10,237 - What are you doing here? - None of your business. 366 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,030 You weren't very nice to me the other day. 367 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:13,949 You're weird. 368 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,456 Come here again and I will perform a tracheotomy on you 369 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,042 with the blunt end of one of yourjump ropes. 370 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,260 God loves you. 371 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,721 Thank you. 372 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,364 What's so funny? 373 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:58,326 Do you purposely leave your house looking like a raging lesbian? 374 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,829 You do have the body of a 10-year-old boy. 375 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,290 That's a highly unfortunate opinion. 376 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,333 Especially considering your vagina 377 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,377 looks like a diseased ax wound. 378 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,837 That's vile. 379 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:12,215 I actually get afraid that I might get a yeast infection 380 00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,760 just being in the same room with that thing. 381 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:17,137 Look, I spoke with Adam. 382 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:19,056 And I got to hand it to you, from the sounds of it, 383 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,266 he's freakier than I imagined. 384 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,393 So I dumped him. He's all yours. 385 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,438 Forgive my vulgarity, 386 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:30,484 but Adam licks pussy like a dog drinks water. 387 00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:32,069 I'm not interested. 388 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:35,112 Suit yourself. 389 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,866 You mind if I leave you with some advice? 390 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,034 Make it quick, I got to take a shit. 391 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,205 You're disgusting. 392 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,793 Stop spending your allowance on birth control 393 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,297 and invest in some estrogen pills, okay? 394 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:12,025 ♪ My bones fall in ♪ 395 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:16,071 ♪ My bones fall out ♪ 396 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,367 ♪ You're cool as silk ♪ 397 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:24,412 ♪ Beside my heart... ♪ 398 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,916 What are you doing? 399 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:31,002 I'm thinking of performing an umbilical plasty on myself. 400 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,671 What's that? 401 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,923 Long story short, 402 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,593 I want to reshape my navel and allowance won't cover it. 403 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,012 What do you think? 404 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,266 Boys don't care about belly buttons. 405 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,268 They care about these. 406 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:52,149 My world does not revolve around boys like yours does, Grace. 407 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:55,110 I'm doing this for myself. 408 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,464 Come on. 409 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:19,426 Breathe, Pauline. Good girl. 410 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,387 Bob, you have a cold sore on your lip! 411 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,055 You should have waited for the lifeguard. 412 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,640 Are you serious? She could have died. 413 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:26,975 Well, when she's a teenager, 414 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,311 you get to explain to her why she has herpes on her lip. 415 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:30,979 Unbelievable. 416 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,190 Pauline, what did I tell you? 417 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,525 The high dive is for big girls. 418 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,824 I can cut it myself. 419 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,163 I have some exciting news. 420 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:52,334 Today, I bought Pauline the most elegant dress. 421 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,420 Perfect for both church and Cotillion. 422 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,049 You won't let it rest, will you? 423 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,343 I refuse to go to church. 424 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,429 Isn't it enough that I'm willing to subject myself to the humiliation 425 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,514 of Cotillion with a bunch of adolescents? 426 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:09,643 Well, Cotillion will help you land a decent husband. 427 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:12,354 I'm gonna get married one day. 428 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:14,064 To a black guy. 429 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,690 Well, don't expect for him to be faithful. 430 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:18,526 African-Americans are notorious adulterers. 431 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,614 Don't look at me like that, Bob. 432 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:25,158 Well, they are. 433 00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:35,669 Tomorrow night is gonna be over before you know it. 434 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,046 Pauline, 435 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,590 you're gonna look beautiful. 436 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,595 I know I can be a bit of a demented bitch sometimes. 437 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,643 But you still love me, right? 438 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,312 Of course, I do. 439 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,648 Oh, God, you're getting a cold sore. 440 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,733 Jesus, Mom, show some tact. 441 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,528 It's okay. 442 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,739 We just won't do the pictures. 443 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:22,173 What's the occasion? 444 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,551 Well, I was so excited about tonight, I couldn't sleep. 445 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,804 So I decided I might as well get started in the kitchen. 446 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,431 Bacon. Nice. 447 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:33,560 Maybe if I eat enough I can induce a coronary. 448 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:38,523 Hey, Dad? Thanks. 449 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:43,028 You're welcome. I saved your life. 450 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,282 On the off-chance that I have another near-death experience 451 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,409 and you're the only one around, 452 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,454 what new sexually transmitted disease can I expect to acquire? 453 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:57,709 I will be down in 10 minutes. Please be ready to go. 454 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,462 Come upstairs when you're through with your breakfast. 455 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,549 Dad? 456 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:06,885 I don't want to hear it. 457 00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,360 Young lady? 458 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,323 - Principal Campbell. - Mm-hmm. 459 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,116 Save some for the rest of us. 460 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,745 AII right? 461 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,678 Ew, don't sit next to me. 462 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:52,597 Where's your friend Natalie? 463 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,682 None of your business. 464 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:58,770 Yes, Pauline? 465 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,563 I have to go to the bathroom. 466 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,982 Do you have any hall passes left? 467 00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,609 No. 468 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,861 Oh, well, I'm sorry, 469 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:10,240 I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait until the bell rings. 470 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,619 Anyone here like to take a shot 471 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,872 at explaining Cramer's Rule to the class? 472 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,374 Anyone? 473 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,585 Abigail. 474 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,880 It's a formula for solving systems 475 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:28,675 of equations by determinants. 476 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,635 Yes, correct. 477 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,347 Yes, Pauline? 478 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,434 I have to go to the bathroom. 479 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,812 All right, make it quick. 480 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,898 And don't make me regret this. 481 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,841 Oh! 482 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,801 Congratulations! 483 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,928 You've now Iost your bathroom privileges 484 00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,930 to the end of the semester. 485 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,932 Was I really gone that long? 486 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,435 Just take out your text book, page 73. 487 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,604 See if you can catch up with the rest of the class. 488 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:26,608 And if you have any questions, you know where I am. 489 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:32,864 What is it now, Pauline? 490 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,241 I feel sick, may I go to the clinic? 491 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:37,952 Tough it out. 492 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,456 In another 10 minutes, you'll be somebody else's problem. 493 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,005 You are so full of shit. 494 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,977 Mr. Cooper? 495 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:05,271 I think I'm gonna be sick. 496 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,245 Oh! 497 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,831 Oh, that's disgusting. 498 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,336 Well, your temperature's normal. 499 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:31,714 Maybe you have food poisoning. 500 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,967 Maybe. 501 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,177 There's a multitude of bacterial infections 502 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,096 I'm not willing to rule out. 503 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,895 Let's not forget to sanitize that. It is my favorite thermometer. 504 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:48,982 I'm very disappointed in you. 505 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,400 For what? 506 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,569 When your school called, 507 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:55,989 my first inclination was to check the medicine chest. 508 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,700 A touch unsympathetic, I know. 509 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,620 But I have a pretty good grasp of how your mind works. 510 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,747 That's when I discovered that the ipecac syrup 511 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:07,208 had mysteriously disappeared. 512 00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:12,088 That's impressive detective work, Mother. 513 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,716 Pretending that you're sick? 514 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:17,844 It's an all-time low, Pauline. 515 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:21,139 Your sister would do anything for a healthy body 516 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,724 and you take it so for granted. 517 00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,726 Relax. 518 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,895 It's not Iike I have Munchausen Syndrome. 519 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:30,690 It was a last ditch effort to get out of Cotillion. 520 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,693 That's all. 521 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:36,321 Well, it didn't work. 522 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,961 You look beautiful. 523 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,423 We're gonna have to beat the boys off with a stick. 524 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,799 Gross. 525 00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,636 Agh, back off! 526 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,971 Good Iord, Pauline! You just had something on your face. 527 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:06,100 The average human mouth contains nearly 600 species of bacteria. 528 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,770 My cheek might as well be a Petri dish. 529 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,772 When did you become so germaphobic? 530 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:13,441 I thought you wanted me to make a good impression, right? 531 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:16,819 In the unlikely event that someone shows up with a microscope 532 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,697 you can blame me, okay? 533 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,660 Stand up straight. 534 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,789 Better. 535 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,259 Mother, this is bizarre. 536 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:44,806 I didn't take the age difference into consideration 537 00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:47,975 as much as I should have. For that I apologize. 538 00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:54,148 Try and make the best of things. 539 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:17,839 You okay? 540 00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:21,676 I'd rather be at home with a good book. 541 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:29,392 Well, that makes two of us. 542 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,437 What do you think boys see 543 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,523 in all these overly made-up cum dumpsters? 544 00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:38,943 I wouldn't know. 545 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:42,739 Boys don't talk to me unless they need help with their homework. 546 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,251 Have you ever thought about having work done? 547 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:07,722 Want to dance? 548 00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:15,897 So, how old are you? 549 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:17,315 18. 550 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,901 That's pretty old. 551 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:21,861 Not really. 552 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,947 Grace Marie! 553 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:27,784 What on earth has gotten into you? 554 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,368 I'm vulnerable right now. 555 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:33,414 Young Iady, you just Iost your computer privileges permanently. 556 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,755 Amber, I'm really sorry, but this is not working out. 557 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,716 I think I'm gonna have to pull the girls from Cotillion. 558 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:47,136 What's-- what's that on your lip? 559 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:48,888 It's a cold sore. 560 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,973 It's pretty disgusting. 561 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,893 Oh, well, thanks. 562 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,812 Sorry. 563 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:09,325 What happened? 564 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,619 The girl with herpes on her face kissed me. 565 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,830 Does that mean I'm gonna have herpes on my face, too? 566 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,331 Not necessarily. 567 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:18,292 I asked her to dance. I thought she was a retard. 568 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:19,669 I was just trying to be nice. 569 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,170 Pauline, how could you? 570 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,340 It's pretty self-explanatory, Mother. 571 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:27,510 I fell victim to his charm. 572 00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:48,364 ♪ My friend said ♪ 573 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,868 ♪ That she saw you last ♪ 574 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:55,371 ♪ That you talked a while ♪ 575 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:59,292 ♪ And it was good but sad ♪ 576 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,544 - ♪ And I can't believe... ♪ 577 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,254 ♪ How long it's been ♪ 578 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:08,050 ♪ I don't know what to do about it ♪ 579 00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:18,769 ♪ Summertime ♪ 580 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:22,315 ♪ We're all drinking beers ♪ 581 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:26,027 ♪ We can't live without us ♪ 582 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:29,780 ♪ We all work so hard ♪ 583 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,908 ♪ And I can't believe ♪ 584 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:33,868 ♪ How long it's been ♪ 585 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:38,539 ♪ I don't know what to do about it ♪ 586 00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:46,505 ♪ Too much in between ♪ 587 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:53,596 ♪ There's too much in between. ♪ 588 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,824 Where have you been? 589 00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:16,327 The library. 590 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:19,080 I get a concerned call from Principal Campbell 591 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:20,998 that you didn't show up for school today. 592 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:25,127 And you expect me to believe that you were at the library? 593 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,755 You saw her at dinner. She's disturbed. 594 00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,508 - I want her out of this house. - She's a teenager. 595 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,343 Bob, don't you dare take her side! 596 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,846 I will divorce your ass so fast, you won't see it coming! 597 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,140 - Come on, don't be-- - Bob, she's a fucking menace! 598 00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:21,684 No wonder all of her friends have fallen by the wayside. 599 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,020 You have to be fucking crazy to want to spend time with her. 600 00:50:24,187 --> 00:50:25,855 I have tried and tried! 601 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,107 And it is impossible to love her. 602 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:50,212 ♪ Across the freeway flow ♪ 603 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:58,429 ♪ Against the Western road ♪ 604 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:08,898 ♪ On plotting shoes I go to steal you out of tow ♪ 605 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,650 ♪ On the phone, I swear ♪ 606 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:20,576 ♪ And so I will do so ♪ 607 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,418 ♪ Up the access stair ♪ 608 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:38,260 ♪ To cash my paycheck there... ♪ 609 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,643 Don't make me regret saving your Iife. 610 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:28,727 Very sorry. 611 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:31,021 You were already too far gone. 612 00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:39,029 Pauline, honey, we're home. 613 00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:40,531 Pauline? 614 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,620 We're home. Everything all right in there? 615 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:49,498 I'm fine! 616 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:20,863 Gracie, Pauline, dinner time! 617 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:04,073 Pauline, your toilet is clogged again. 618 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,408 What on earth are you flushing down there? 619 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:07,660 I must not be getting enough fiber. 620 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:09,245 That's enough. 621 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,580 This is inappropriate dinner conversation. 622 00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:14,750 Honestly, Bob, sometimes I feel as if I have a third child. 623 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,379 And just where do you think you're going? 624 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:20,047 You haven't asked to be excused. 625 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,218 May I please be excused? 626 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:26,262 Not until you finish your dinner. 627 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,766 I'm full, and I don't need any more calories. 628 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,270 We can't all use menopause as an excuse for weight gain. 629 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,568 I think you look great. 630 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:47,700 Dear God, I've had a lot on my plate recently. 631 00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,536 Last week I had sex for the first time. 632 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:53,289 My little sister is slowly dying. 633 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:57,126 And my mom, as I'm sure you know, is a total bitch. 634 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,087 I'd accept full responsibility for all my actions, 635 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:03,632 but let's face it, you gave me hormones. 636 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,856 I need to talk. 637 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,442 What did I do? 638 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,152 Nothing. 639 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,696 You didn't do anything. 640 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,698 I just want to talk. 641 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,702 I've been reading this new book in my book club. 642 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:17,206 It's caused me to do a lot of self-reflection. 643 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,876 Although, honestly, sometimes I feel Iike I'm the only one reading it. 644 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,795 I swear to you, Pauline, some of these Iadies, 645 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:25,214 they just use it as an excuse to get together. 646 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,592 Anyway, it's got me thinking that... 647 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,930 perhaps I could be a bit more patient. 648 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:35,599 Sounds like you joined the right book club 649 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,309 a few years too late. 650 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,228 Take it easy, Pauline. 651 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:43,399 Some of your behavior has been downright sociopathic. 652 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:44,775 Solely based on the definition, 653 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,903 I don't know a teenager who doesn't profile as a sociopath. 654 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,989 When I was your age, 655 00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:55,077 my mother hurt me more than words can say. 656 00:56:56,996 --> 00:56:59,581 I'm still trying to forgive her for that. 657 00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:08,549 I don't want us to have that relationship. 658 00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:12,678 Are you finished? 659 00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,946 Natalie, oh, my God, you're a dumb ass. 660 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,698 Cunt is spelled with a C. 661 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,283 Fuck off. If it's spelled with a K 662 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,784 you still know what it means. It sounds the same. 663 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:37,494 Oh, my God, cross it out. You're an idiot. 664 00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:40,914 - No, it's fine. - Cunt is with a C. 665 00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:42,833 Yeah, well, Pauline's a fucking moron, so it's fine. 666 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,835 - You're a fucking moron. - Fuck off. 667 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,745 I don't understand it. 668 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:04,706 I don't. What-- what is it with you, Pauline? 669 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,500 Have you no remorse? 670 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:09,878 I'm the victim here, Principal Campbell. 671 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:12,839 It's not my fault I was born with a chemical imbalance. 672 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:14,633 Will you stop making excuses for yourself? 673 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,386 - I'm not making excuses. - Yes, you are. 674 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,388 We've been all through your file and there's no mention here 675 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,057 of any kind of psychological problem. 676 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,434 Give me five minutes with a clinical psychiatrist 677 00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:27,062 and you'll have a doctor's note that will clear this right up for you. 678 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,897 Isn't that how it's done? 679 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:31,233 No, no. 680 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:37,197 You will be held accountable 681 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:40,325 for your own actions. 682 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:42,369 You understand? You. 683 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:46,248 You, look super busy. I'm gonna go. 684 00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:57,884 Suspended indefinitely. 685 00:59:58,052 --> 01:00:01,430 You're months away from graduating and you pull this kind of stunt? 686 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,890 There's only one explanation the way I see it. 687 01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:07,769 I have borderline personality disorder. 688 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:11,440 It's gone undiagnosed for years and this was a cry for help. 689 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:14,192 Go to your room. 690 01:00:19,490 --> 01:00:20,782 Bob! 691 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,602 I need the plunger. 692 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,437 You and your father are relentless. 693 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:53,982 Entering as you knock completely defeats the purpose of knocking. 694 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,859 Oh, my God. 695 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:58,153 What did you do to your arm? 696 01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,490 Relax, I'm not a cutter. 697 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,825 It's sort of like a tattoo. 698 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,702 It's hideous. 699 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,872 What on earth would compel a young girl 700 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,833 to carve a crucifix into her arm? 701 01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,337 It's the symbol for the Red Cross. 702 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,839 Bob! 703 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,350 Why is everyone so sad? 704 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:32,020 We're not sad, honey. We're disappointed. 705 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:34,690 Your sister did a very bad thing today. 706 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:37,859 Do you have any idea 707 01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:41,530 how hard I've worked to get you into that school? 708 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,573 Now you're on the verge of being expelled. 709 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:45,492 It makes me sick to my stomach. 710 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:49,538 I'm not one to advocate violence, 711 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,540 but every now and then, people like Natalie 712 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,375 need to be punched in the face. 713 01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:59,047 I've tried to be supportive, but I'm finished. 714 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,051 You're delusional about a career in medicine. 715 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:06,054 I think at this rate, you'd have a hard time 716 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:07,723 holding down a job at a fast food restaurant. 717 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,891 Give it a rest. 718 01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:13,061 I can always take the GED test. 719 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:15,230 Open up some sort of private practice. 720 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:18,066 Like your father said, you're delusional. 721 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,764 Never thought I'd say this, 722 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:52,476 but I'm starting to miss not having the whole family at breakfast. 723 01:02:52,643 --> 01:02:56,021 I can wake you up for family breakfast if you Iike. 724 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,232 On second thought, this is very nice. 725 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,026 Your father and I had a long talk last night. 726 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,194 Jesus Christ. 727 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:04,988 Do not use the Lord's name in vain. 728 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,449 Not now, not ever. 729 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,909 Go on. 730 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:11,161 I'm not gonna pretend to understand what you're going through. 731 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,038 It's over my head. 732 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,998 So your father and I have decided to break the bank 733 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,083 and send you to see a real psychiatrist. 734 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:19,961 The earliest appointment we could get is for next week. 735 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:22,839 Hopefully, you'll have an easier time 736 01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,926 opening up to Dr. Sadler than you have to us. 737 01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:29,304 If money is tight, feel free to dip into my college fund. 738 01:03:32,308 --> 01:03:35,685 We are praying for a miracle. 739 01:03:35,853 --> 01:03:39,272 It'd be a miracle if Dr. Sadler could undo the damage 740 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,441 caused by Reverend William. 741 01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:46,112 We might not have always made the best decisions for you, 742 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,157 but we have always had your best interest in mind. 743 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,501 Hello. 744 01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:05,382 - Hey. - Hey. 745 01:04:09,762 --> 01:04:12,681 Dr. Gray called with bad news. 746 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:17,018 He's recommending that we put Grace on the transplant Iist. 747 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:19,896 I don't understand, she looks so healthy. 748 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,337 Where's Mom? 749 01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:46,006 Mrs. Taylor is sick. 750 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:48,300 She's taking a casserole over to her house. 751 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:50,886 What are you doing? 752 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:54,264 Looking at pictures. 753 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,933 I hope I Iive Iong enough to get married some day. 754 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:02,606 I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure that happens. 755 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,280 What was that for? 756 01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,782 I've been doing a Iot of research on your condition. 757 01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:15,285 And I read that your skin tastes Iike salt. 758 01:05:19,206 --> 01:05:20,749 Yuck. 759 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:29,132 Well, if I ever do get married some day, 760 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,593 I want you to be my maid of honor. 761 01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,827 This may seem a little bit out of character for me, 762 01:05:57,995 --> 01:06:00,163 but I want to thank you both for putting up with me 763 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,915 the way that you have. 764 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,917 I tried to call you several times today. 765 01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:06,628 What have I told you about not picking up your phone? 766 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,297 Can we not do this right now? I'm trying to have a heart to heart. 767 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:12,467 Yeah, let her speak. I'm enjoying this. 768 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:13,969 Go ahead, sweetie. 769 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:17,764 I just want you both to know 770 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,809 that I plan on making you proud. 771 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:25,230 Being expelled from school forced me to put things into perspective. 772 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,774 I'm turning my life around. 773 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:30,485 I realize... 774 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,904 it's not all about me anymore. 775 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:37,325 Well, I'm glad to hear that, honey. 776 01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:40,328 Sometimes it takes hitting rock bottom 777 01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:43,957 for us really to want to make a change. 778 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:48,253 What your father is trying to say, 779 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:51,006 is that we'll believe it when we see it. 780 01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,841 In other news, 781 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,343 your father and I are gonna go into the city tomorrow night for dinner. 782 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:58,179 Jennifer's gonna come over and look after you girls. 783 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,349 Jennifer is two years older than me and she's coming over to babysit? 784 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,352 Jennifer is a very responsible young woman. 785 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:12,986 Call Dr. Gray! 786 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:22,203 I want to thank you for providing me with the mental 787 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:25,331 and physical strength to accomplish great things. 788 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,960 Thank you for believing in me when no one else does. 789 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:32,047 Against my betterjudgment, 790 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:36,051 I guess what I'm trying to say is 791 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:38,845 it's getting harder and harder for me not to believe in you. 792 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,227 I'd ask you to put in a good word with my parents, 793 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:47,771 but I've pretty much got that taken care of. 794 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,901 I'm gonna be out of reach for a while. 795 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:55,070 I hope you don't get lonely. 796 01:07:57,281 --> 01:07:58,573 Amen. 797 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,268 You nearly slept the day away. 798 01:08:27,435 --> 01:08:29,062 I need my eight hours. 799 01:08:29,229 --> 01:08:31,439 Jennifer cancelled, your father is gonna stay and look after you girls. 800 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:34,109 He should be home any minute. 801 01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:07,975 I made us some tea. 802 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,560 Since when do you drink tea? 803 01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:12,647 Since I started reading about anti-oxidants. 804 01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:14,983 You're not getting any younger. 805 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:18,278 You should take better care of yourself. 806 01:09:18,444 --> 01:09:20,947 If Mother cared about you half as much as I do, 807 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:23,158 she'd make you drink tea every day. 808 01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:26,035 Look, Pauline. 809 01:09:27,662 --> 01:09:28,997 You need to lay off your mother. 810 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,999 Everything she does, she does out of love. 811 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,167 One day you'll understand. 812 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,432 I'm really sorry we got off on the wrong foot. 813 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,520 I was hoping to make amends. 814 01:09:55,691 --> 01:09:58,151 I've got some old jump ropes. 815 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,448 My sister can't use them 'cause of her lungs. 816 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,580 Grace? 817 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:02,799 You're not going to understand 818 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:05,468 what I'm about to do. 819 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,847 But someday 820 01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:12,642 you'll thank me. 821 01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,534 Hello. 822 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:27,860 Bob? 823 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,490 Bob, what happened? 824 01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:35,910 Where's Grace? Bob! 825 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,412 Grace? 826 01:13:58,642 --> 01:14:00,685 Gracie? 827 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,168 Gracie? 828 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,925 Gracie! 829 01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:38,973 Come closer. 830 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:42,810 I want to show you the detailed work I did on Grace's sutures. 831 01:14:46,523 --> 01:14:49,859 It's a mess, I know. 832 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:52,778 It's just my first surgery. 833 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:54,655 I haven't perfected my technique. 834 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:56,324 What have you done? 835 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:59,911 What have I done? You mean, with the other one? 836 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,333 I didn't know what to do with her body 837 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,793 after I successfully retrieved the lung. 838 01:15:07,961 --> 01:15:11,255 So I practiced my incisions. 839 01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:15,176 You have to take a closer look, Mom. 840 01:15:17,012 --> 01:15:19,972 She is extraordinary. 841 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,071 ♪ Move back towards me ♪ 842 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:21,576 ♪ And tell me, break into me ♪ 843 01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:24,620 ♪ I don't hear ♪ 844 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:28,624 ♪ That said too much ♪ 845 01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:31,627 ♪ To me any more ♪ 846 01:16:37,801 --> 01:16:41,470 ♪ There was a block, a snack ♪ 847 01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:45,433 ♪ Can't you change away ♪ 848 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,435 ♪ Between us and you ♪ 849 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,770 ♪ There's still ♪ 850 01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:56,110 ♪ Save us from yourself ♪ 851 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:06,579 ♪ Come on girl ♪ 852 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:11,083 ♪ It's a plastic knife ♪ 853 01:17:11,251 --> 01:17:13,461 ♪ And you'll look ♪ 854 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:21,302 ♪ Nothing like you did last night ♪ 855 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:31,562 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 856 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:35,524 ♪ You'll be my dear ♪ 857 01:17:35,692 --> 01:17:39,570 ♪ My waterflower ♪ 858 01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:44,784 ♪ Whenever you are ♪ 859 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:12,061 ♪ We want to discuss ♪ 860 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:20,569 ♪ The after news within ♪ 861 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:25,032 ♪ The afternoon ♪ 862 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,744 ♪ We won't discuss ♪ 863 01:18:28,912 --> 01:18:37,086 ♪ The night times within ♪ 864 01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:42,133 ♪ The night time ♪ 865 01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:45,886 ♪ Back towards me ♪ 866 01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:50,516 ♪ And tell me I'm not looking for anyone ♪ 867 01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:56,564 ♪ I don't hear that said too much ♪ 868 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,233 ♪ To me anymore ♪ 869 01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:10,745 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 870 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:14,874 ♪ You'll be my dear ♪ 871 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:18,961 ♪ My waterflower ♪ 872 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:23,257 ♪ My little thing girl ♪ 873 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,561 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 874 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:40,107 ♪ It's a plastic knife ♪ 875 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:45,613 ♪ And you'll feel nothing ♪ 876 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:51,786 ♪ Like you did last night. ♪ 877 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,847 ♪ You sleep for the peace ♪ 878 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:14,975 ♪ But the peace will never come ♪ 879 01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:18,145 ♪ 'Cause you wake up alone ♪ 880 01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:21,607 ♪ And you're a sweaty mess ♪ 881 01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:24,652 ♪ He's there with you at night ♪ 882 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,696 ♪ And in the morning he is gone ♪ 883 01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:30,658 ♪ It's driving you insane ♪ 884 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:33,828 ♪ But it's better than having no one ♪ 885 01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:37,248 ♪ You're sleepless, you're restless ♪ 886 01:20:37,415 --> 01:20:40,125 ♪ This will never go away ♪ 887 01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:43,087 ♪ You're shutting the blinds ♪ 888 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:46,090 ♪ You're sleeping all day ♪ 889 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,843 ♪ It's over it's finished ♪ 890 01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:52,137 ♪ I want to throw up on your face ♪ 891 01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:55,266 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 892 01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:58,102 ♪ Give me my space ♪ 893 01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,938 ♪ You know it's getting bad ♪ 894 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:04,191 ♪ When you wanna just collapse ♪ 895 01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:07,653 ♪ So you smoke a little bit ♪ 896 01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:10,364 ♪ To try and help you relax. ♪ 897 01:21:11,305 --> 01:21:17,235 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org